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ISSUE THIRTEEN HUNDRED-FIFTY-NINE                      August 15, 2006
INQUIRY
By David Siegel Bernstein
 
“Terrence?”
 
He nodded.
 
“Holly tells me you’re the information guy around here.”
 
He looked me over.  “How do you know her?”
 
“She was sitting, alone, at the Hammer Head.  So I bought her a drink.  We talked.”
 
“She’s an idiot.  She knows not to talk to strangers.”
 
“Don’t blame her.  I can be very persuasive.  Besides, I’m willing to pay you for the information I need.”
 
He shrugged.  “Sure, why not?  Shoot.”
 
So I did.  Clearly, Holly wasn’t the only idiot in this town.  I holstered my gun and walked away.  I’d have to search elsewhere for answers.
 
David Siegel Bernstein works as a labor economist specializing in the analysis of employment discrimination.  His writing has appeared in literary publications such as Reflections Literary Journal, Liquid Ohio, and Wanderings and in genre magazines such as Black Petals, Outer Darkness, Bewildering Stories, Anotherealm, Defenestration, Enigma, Static Movement, Midnight Times, and Afterburn SF.  He has also published nonfiction articles.
 
© 2006 David Siegel Bernstein

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ISSUE THIRTEEN HUNDRED-FIFTY-EIGHT           August 14, 2006
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PRIMAL CHESS
By Rochita Loenen-Ruiz

On the veranda, the apes were playing chess.

“Stop cheating,” Ungaro said.

His opponent shrieked, hopping up and down in agitation.

Ungaro moved his queen forward.  “Checkmate.”

In disgust the young aspirant tossed the chessboard over the parapet.

Ungaro shook his head, and pulled another board from under his chair.  Spreading it on the stone floor, he hunched down on his heels.

“Now you’ll have to go get a fresh batch of pieces,” he said.

In the cage below them, the humans trembled as red stained the white stones of the pavement.
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Rochita Loenen-Ruiz is a writer of speculative fiction and poetry.  She writes an interview column that appears on the online magazine, http://www.theswordreview.com. Visit her at http://rcloenen-ruiz.blogspot.com
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© 2006 Rochita Loenen-Ruiz

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ISSUE THIRTEEN HUNDRED-FIFTY-SEVEN            August 13, 2006
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HUMANS DON’T DESERVE TO BE CALLED ANIMALS; ANIMALS ARE NICER
By Alexander Salas

Chloe lapped up blood from the kitchen floor. She had just ripped open the throats of Jimmy and Jenny. Ever since she was a pup, she had been treated like a family member. Till they began to watch “The Dog Whisperer” and decided to become pack leaders.

No way, Chloe thought, they raised me as human, so I acted like a human.

Alexander Salas is an avid reader. His favorites are hands down Dean Koontz & Joe R Lansdale. His poem “Help” appears in the book Touch of Tomorrow. Write Side Up will publish a flash of his soon.

© 2006 Alexander Salas

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ISSUE THIRTEEN HUNDRED-FIFTY-SIX                 August 12, 2006
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DATE RAPE (a biblical tale)
By Sarah Ann Watts

When Sisera woke late the next morning he was upset.

"Will you look at that?"

Death had seen it all before. Besides, she'd broken a nail. She wasn't
impressed by his headache. "You were hammered."

"She spiked my drink. That hurts." He tugged at the tent peg through his
eyeball. "I thought she liked me."

"Your mistake."

"She said she wanted it."

Death yawned. Her deathbed manner was wearing thin. So he'd mislaid his Get
Out of Jael Free card.  Get over it. She flipped a coin. "Heaven or hell?"
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Sarah Ann Watts lives in Hull, England. She has been writing for longer than
she can remember. Her work has appeared in Quiction online, Bewildering
Stories and the short story anthology, "Liquorice Ice Cream and other Just
Desserts."
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© 2006 Sarah Ann Watts

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ISSUE THIRTEEN HUNDRED-FIFTY-FIVE                August 11, 2006
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MUFFIN TALE
By Ellen Lindquist

All the boy behind the counter asked was, “Chocolate chip or raspberry muffin?” The girl’s response? A dance, the way she twisted her hips and tossed her lustrous hair. She jabbed at the cabinet and the boy, reduced to the state of a confection longing for her lips, tried to feel her hand through the paper bag as he held the baked good out to her.

Outside the shop, the poor muffin, overwhelmed by the girl’s expectations, leapt from the paper bag into the gutter. Such is the suicidal tendency of muffins overcome by the unrealistic dreams of young girls.
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Ellen Lindquist has new work forthcoming in Athens, Georgia’s Staccato Literary Magazine and in the Pudding House anthology One Moment, Please.
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© 2006 Ellen Lindquist

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ISSUE THIRTEEN HUNDRED-FIFTY-FOUR               August 10, 2006
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POINTED MESSAGE
By Chick Lang

The Cole City Police found missing trade union leader, Tobias Thorn, stuffed in a trash compactor at a local dumpsite.

“Look at the size of this guy, Lenny,” said one of the officers. “They had to run him through two or three times to get all of him. Someone sure hated this fella.”

Lenny stifled the smell by putting one hand over his nose.  “I guess you know what that means, don’t you, Bob?”

“What’s that?”

“Mr. Tobias Thorn must have been a big prick!”
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Chick Lang is a Fiction Editor for Futures Anthology Mystery Magazine and has had over 160 writing credits in the last three years.
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© 2006 Chick Lang

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ISSUE THIRTEEN HUNDRED-FIFTY-THREE           August 9, 2006
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HOW TO SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE MARIA
By Pam Skochinski

Melinda sipped her wine and sighed. It had been a wonderful year without her sister Maria. Well, it had been until today. On the anniversary of the murder, she’d seen Maria everywhere: at the bus stop, in a shop window, at the bank. It had to stop. Maria was not going to come back and ruin her life. No, she knew what to do.

Later, alone in the bathroom, a shiver danced down the back of her neck. Maria!

Blood spattered the mirror as she slashed away the hated face of her identical twin sister.
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Luckily, Pam Skochinski is an only child. She writes short fiction, living in “Pam”demonium with her family in Southern California (http://pamskochinski.blogspot.com)
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© 2006 Pam Skochinski

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ISSUE THIRTEEN HUNDRED-FIFTY-TWO               August 8, 2006
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DANCING KARMA
By Rachiel Soliz

"Sasha. You're up next."

Sasha fluttered backstage, and got ready for her entrance.

"Don't trip, Sasha," Lizzy hissed in her ear. "We wouldn't want a repeat of
last recital, would we?"

Sasha bit her lip. Her eyes looked straight ahead. As she stepped on the
stage, she only felt the music beating against her feet with each leap.
Sasha did not notice the audience in front of her, or a falling Lizzy behind
her.
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Rachiel Soliz, who has taken a few dance classes, resides in Texas.  You may
e-mail her at starrynightrachiel@hotmail.com.
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© 2006 Rachiel Soliz

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ISSUE THIRTEEN HUNDRED-FIFTY-ONE                 August 7, 2006
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A SIMPLER TIME
By John Schroeder

You travel back in time fifty years.  Large cars with whitewall tires and sparkling chrome bumpers line the brick-paved street.  The old storefronts are new and graffiti-free and full of the neighborhood’s hope.

You enter the General Store and see small children laughing and playing around a white enameled soda fountain.  How wholesome, you think, a simpler, more naïve time.

You sit on the swiveling red-speckled stool and order an ice cream sundae.  The aproned man behind the counter turns.  His smile fades.  You pause and ask if he heard you.

“We don’t serve your kind here.”
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John Schroeder is a marketing consultant who lives in Evanston, Illinois, birthplace of the ice cream sundae—most of which are served with a friendly smile.
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© 2006 John Schroeder

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ISSUE THIRTEEN HUNDRED-FIFTY                       August 6, 2006
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WATER TAXI
By Lucien E G Spelman

I had never taken a water-taxi before. I purchased my ticket from the captain and boarded the little boat.

“Take me across,” I said, smiling.

“…” he said.

Sourpuss.

A tip jar sat next to him, it said “Tipping is not a city in china” on it, but with an attitude like that he wasn’t liable to get many tips. I dropped a dollar in anyway. I’m a soft touch.

We reached the other side, and I disembarked.

The water taxi turned, “River Styx Ferry Service” was painted on the stern.

The captain waved. He must have appreciated the tip.
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Lucien E G Spelman currently runs a water taxi in Boston. He does have a tip jar, but is usually quite a bit more talkative then Charon the Ferryman, so he makes pretty good tips.
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© 2006 Lucien E G Spelman

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